Quick drawing of HTTYD babies <3
He’s still a hiccup
I FREAKING NEEDED THIS GIF FROM THE MOMENT I SAW THE MOVIE I MEAN VALKA IS JUST LIKE RUNNING EFFORTLESSLY OVER THE ROCKS AND HICCUP IS FALLING DOWN THEM AND SCRAMBLING UP TO KEEP PACE WITH HER JUST WHAT A DORK
I like how Toothless is there to stop Hiccup from falling on more than one occasion (ending of HTTYD, GOTNF) and here he’s just like “up you go my silly uncoordinated human we don’t have all day for this, damn your booty’s getting heavy man”
500px gifs of ROTG - ( 4/?)
It’s even better because it looks like he’s saying it too
Hiccup: Afternoon, m’lad, where have you been?
Arvid: Oh, winning races. What else? Where have you been?
Hiccup: Avoiding my Mom.
(( Yessss, I’m finally branching out from Disney… (don’t get too excited though, I’m probably not going to make a habit out of this. ;) ). Here’s my tribute to HTTYD 2, because GUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!! *flails* IT WAS SO GOOD!!!!! <3<3<3
Also, I kept Hiccup’s name the same because… Hiccup. XD <3 ))
The New Alpha
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron // How to Train Your Dragon
"Whaddaya think bud, wanna give this another shot?"
Every dragon has a secret …
toothless hanging his tongue out like a doofus uwu
An idea I had 5am
back the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
This just keeps getting better
That was Zhuge Liang and it wasn’t tea, he sat down and played a chill song on his guqin. Zhuge Liang had such a reputation as calculating mastermind that his opponent assumed he had an ambush prepared and fucked off.
It’s thought to be a fictional incident but the “empty fort strategy” does appear in the Thirty-Six Strategems, which is attributed to Zhuge Liang (who was a real person), so yeah.
Other things Zhuge Liang was notable for include insulting his enemies with burns so sick that they literally died. (He did this more than once)
Life Goals: Zhuge Liang
Cherry Blossom Tree Cupcakes